Break a wish

OK so heres how it works...

You make a wish, it can be pretty much anything

Then the next poster "breaks" the wish

Then the person who broke the wish can make their wish and then someone else breaks and so on.

Heres an example

Poster 1: I wish i had a million dollars
Poster 2: Granted but mario throws a fireball and burns it, i wish i had a dog
Poster 3: granted but it gets hit by a car, i wish i had an ipod
AND SO ON!


I'll start...
I wish i had tons of fireworks

Granted, but they blew up before you saw them. I wish for an NES

granted but you accidently drop it and a semi runs it over

i wish video game characters were real